It was like that when I got here.

Wang, don't tell them you're jewish.

I'm pretty sure Jesus hated poor people.

I take offense, sir! *slaps Ricky Coogin with glove* Pistols at dawn.

What, plebes swimming in the same pool, indeed?

You know, this guy once gave me the business because he tried to look my avatar's name up on TV Tropes and couldn't find it. Didn't even try to google it, or, better yet, ask me what it's significance was. Kind of a douchebag, and this is coming from a jerk-ass.

Well, aren't you a spoilsport.

What, I have something in common with someone, now I hate them even more. DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH.

Edit: Hail Mary against Bush's sinking of the economy.

That's why I don't provide services for bronies.

If my religion is the one from Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom, do I get to enslave children and rip people's hearts out?

TUSK!

With a hat like this, I bet you have stand in line to get a bowl of soup.

This is my guest, Mr. Wang. No offense.

NEEEEEERRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!

First of all, fuck China for letting this shit happen.

Who are the dogs fed to?

I thought that was because you liked dressing up as a swan and fucking people.

I remember when that mural of him was causing daily traffic jams on the Kennedy because people wanted to see his hair change colors.

Ha, ha, ha…I don't get it.