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Jerk-AssHomer
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Well, not so much shitting as…

Indeed.
Here's a quote from an alternet.org article from 11 days ago:

Does he have to eat the donuts as fast as he's pooping, like a state of being that perfectly balances consumption and extrusion?

I'm seeing one hanging off a string in front of the treadmill. Seriously, though, what is it that causes such short term interest? Is there any method for reducing the demotivating factors and bumping up the positive aspects of going to the gym?

I was going for more of an anthropomorphic tumor joke. The fact that the tumor had lousy overdubbing is hardly my fault.

Well in that case, I'm going to buy a diamond mine and break up this monopoly.

A passable AI should be able to be able to predict future events within the range of a situational comedy.

The AI they created to redesign the site and generate Inventories still has a few bugs.

If you can paint Chicago politics as being sleazy, I don't even know what you could say about NJ.

Why even bother mining them?

It's literal because they look like poo?

However, if you made mad films like Kurosawa, would they have a samurai?

I always thought the title was based on the stomache cancer exclaiming a poorly transliterated threat aimed at the protagonist.

not to put too fine a point on it

perhaps you prefer bête noire?

I'm not a very strong swimmer.

On the back of a giant turtle or GTFO!