The sad part is, I could totally see Carson Daly dying a in a card wreck and then not hearing about it until 2 years later on an AVClub thread.

"It's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody*
recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, 'Who's that
lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?' So I came to Europe to
kill. And it's really worked out very well for me"

How much effort could it possibly take for Anderson Cooper to imagine that Kathy Griffin was actually a dude blowing him?

This thing: http://www.giantbomb.com/ar…

You've totally mentioned your beliefs. You get off on giving people headaches, which is your religious right as a troll. Christian? Eh, not so much. I want to give you the good news and introduce you to a guy who would rather see two people in love then someone who hates them because they love each other.

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Sometimes you actually have to be a bigot, in order to bring down bigger bigots.

Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You are the equivalent of a dog-raping terrorist.

You do realize that it was traditional in the South for only the upper class to receive education and participate in the government. As a matter of fact, lower class people were discouraged from learning how to read because it would encourage misbehavior. Oh yeah, and if you think that is wild, Southerners gentility…

It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.

Does political perspective include calling a troll a "gargantuan oozing genital sore covered in shit"? I have some controversial beliefs, but no one has ever needed to call me that on the internets.
Fucking poetry.

Shouldn't you be trolling some iSheep. These AVClub nerds are way out of your league.

Do you work at the winter olympics?

Do you also sing "Eddie Murphy to you" instead of happy birthday? Well you do now.

Mark, the Chinese lawyer cat: http://www.comedycentral.co…

Come now, you don't find the cultural folkways of the immigrants from the north of England, lowland Scotland, and Ulster, who settled the Appalachian backcountry from Pennsylvania southwest through Virginia, the Carolinas, and into Tennessee and Kentucky from 1717 to 1775 to be charming?

It's easy to make people think you don't have brains when you keep making incredibly dumb statements.

I'm just so bummed about Hat that I can't write that phrase.

Like a mod for an AVClub skin, anyone working on that?
Speaking of features, I can finally log in with a single click….from the main page, and it's not even Jan. 1! Seriously, having to type in the account name every time was the worst part. Complainulations on the redesign!