What's the definition of a schmuck?

Bye book.
*places copy of Koran on desk*

Dragons? *sipping drink in disgust* Dragons are fantasy. There's magical
talismans' or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not real
animals. All these basic things that break the laws of reality; that
shit's all fantasy. I'm into hard sci fi, fantasy is all bullshit.

It's easy, those fading memories you have of the fourth season are merely a dream you had after eating too much of the spicy kimchi. Carry on.

I've been watching the Blues Brothers.

Whenever l listen to the Harmontown podcast, I imagine Spencer looks exactly like Martin Starr.

So ironic, to be busted by the robot he helped bring back to life.

I bet they've got SCMODS.

How is that i've got to go into the tv club, find what's on tonight, skip forward to the next day, and scroll down pages into the comments to find out, not only are 2 shows I like on tonight, but that one is the Christmas special?

Cumherbatch is a perfectly kromulent name.

Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.

Dude, that's just a sick glass bubbler.

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Feig and Wiig are the new Feiig.

Zelig and Charlotte Gainsbourg were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

No problem. I was never planning on getting around to watching Lost. Now, this show with the screwdriver covered in salt, what channel is that on?

I expected it to look and sound more like this: http://stitchesandgrooves.f…

Someone call GRRM to punch up the end of the trilogy.

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"Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium"