So I'm guessing the Castle section of the game is impossible to complete?

No, I was talking about the management at Fox. As far as Rick goes, he did get Morty the shot to heal his leg after he stupidly walked off a cliff, and even if he is manipulating Morty, he did promise him the opportunity for fantistic adventures.

They also replaced all of their hard-hitting, investigative journalism with puff pieces. Next up, our review of Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (sponsored by Dodge Durango).

Hot Shots! Part Deux

*reloads camera*

They're just drunk on power, no biggie.

My local free paper used to have a reader poll which they replaced with a staff poll consisting exclusively of businesses that purchase advertising.

Didn't he say something about people not being able to figure out how to vote in December so he was moving it to January. (read as I've got bigger fish to fry, so I'm putting it off)

Was there some sort of problem involving merging accounts?

It's polls like this that make me crave the AVClub fortnightly.

It's not. Just you.

The AVClub:

Yes, this.

Im-fucking-pressive. This douche has just made me seriously dislike Into Darkness and I've never even seen it. Having such a bastardly troll defend this movie is the equivalent of a thousand critics saying it sucks. Bravo.
*slow clap*

ALL DAY LONG FOREVER. A HUNDRED DAYS FOREVER A HUNDRED TIMES.

As opposed to the circle he described in Wired? http://www.wired.com/magazi…

"You're the one that wanted a capitalist society. Welcome to the
overhead-reducing, profit-maximizing techniques of storytelling for money."

Dragons? *sipping drink in disgust* Dragons are fantasy. There's magical
talismans' or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not real
animals. All these basic things that break the laws of reality; that
shit's all fantasy. I'm into hard sci fi, fantasy is all bullshit.

This has way more energy than the Futurama pilot. Going back and watching that, I can't believe how slow everyone talked, and the pacing.

Certainly, you take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.