Cliffhanger!!!!

You mean the cruel kid?

"This is the story we'll be telling our childeren."

Isn't that essentially one of the main plot point of William Gibson and Bruce Sterling's The Difference Engine? Gotta love Victorian steampunk computers.

Cut him some slack, judging by that picture he just had a stroke.

I was thinking comedy minus timing equals tragedy.

Misquoting multiplied by the future of America equals hilarity.

*cues "Any Way You Want It"*

^grammer Nazi.

D'oh!!!

I the idea of how reading a book can make you dumber.

Do you know how to make a bull shot?

I watched Axe Cop for about 10 min then gave up. Same with the online previews for these shows(well, more like 1 min). Golan appears to have too much Seth McFarlane DNA to be funny. That "Black People and White Cats" show seemed a bit racist against gypsies. Plus, I am really conflicted about supporting anything that…

Hah!

Would you like to see my whoring bed?

I was hoping for this:http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I am the only one who thinks Alasdair Wilkins is the name of some kind of wizard.

Dammit, your joke got gypped by a lawyer.

Don't worry, I got a Jew lawyer.

Forget it, he's rolling.