Yea, still dislike Aiden

Schmidt's line of the week:
"I'm the strong kind of fat, YES YES YES"
"I got the belts rigged up in the bedroom, ready to see who blacks out first?"
"I'm thankful for twins, they're like sisters, but they do it and like to have sex."

Schmidt's line of the week:
"I'm the strong kind of fat, YES YES YES"
"I got the belts rigged up in the bedroom, ready to see who blacks out first?"
"I'm thankful for twins, they're like sisters, but they do it and like to have sex."

Good morning Mr. Wiener!

Good morning Mr. Wiener!

"Gobble gobble turkey."

"Gobble gobble turkey."

"There's a kid at my school named Richard Cheese."

"There's a kid at my school named Richard Cheese."

"You wanna dim those lights, it's like the starship enterprise in here."

"You wanna dim those lights, it's like the starship enterprise in here."

I'll watch a show with Seed, Tug and The Body

I'll watch a show with Seed, Tug and The Body

"Saw off your pinky toe."
No.
"Shave your head."
No.
"Have sex with Jerry."
No
"Well, I tried to be reasonable."

"Saw off your pinky toe."
No.
"Shave your head."
No.
"Have sex with Jerry."
No
"Well, I tried to be reasonable."

"Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man."

"Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man."

This is like some weird fan fiction of bitchy Taylor Swift dating fake Tim Tebow

This is like some weird fan fiction of bitchy Taylor Swift dating fake Tim Tebow

ABC is all over bar mitzvah comedy this week