She's always been attractive, but she took it to new heights tonight.

" I'm not a human dick you guys."
"I think history has proven otherwise."

" I'm not a human dick you guys."
"I think history has proven otherwise."

Dad dicks are huge

Dad dicks are huge

RIP
I crie evrytim

RIP
I crie evrytim

The Asylum could use a sexy maid

The Asylum could use a sexy maid

"On the morrow? what fuck is wrong with Kenny?"

"On the morrow? what fuck is wrong with Kenny?"

"9/11 that's why not."

"9/11 that's why not."

I just feel bad for any other female leads in a drama, they might as well stop trying.

I just feel bad for any other female leads in a drama, they might as well stop trying.

"Why look at me? It was their mothers fault, I was barely around."

"Why look at me? It was their mothers fault, I was barely around."

Schmidt's line of the week:
"They're poly-amorous? Damn it!"

Schmidt's line of the week:
"They're poly-amorous? Damn it!"

"It's like if Hermoine liked Voldemort."
"I don't know those words."