Schmidt's line of the week:
"There's got to be an explanation for this, like he's the Lord of Winterfell, or he's working with a real piece of pipe."

I worked at an amusement park where one of the games had that same unicorn as a prize, I always felt bad for whoever had to work that game, they must have heard that same line at least a hundred times a day.

I worked at an amusement park where one of the games had that same unicorn as a prize, I always felt bad for whoever had to work that game, they must have heard that same line at least a hundred times a day.

"What's up now water, get some bitch!"

"What's up now water, get some bitch!"

I second 'I Just Want My Pants Back' as a surprisingly acceptable show

I second 'I Just Want My Pants Back' as a surprisingly acceptable show

"Is it cool if i just hang out with you guys here?"

"Is it cool if i just hang out with you guys here?"

'Yea, we love blood!'

'Yea, we love blood!'

I feel like this (
http://i.imgur.com/nO64l.png (i wish i knew how to do those hyperlinks right)) would have been a better photo to use.

I feel like this (
http://i.imgur.com/nO64l.png (i wish i knew how to do those hyperlinks right)) would have been a better photo to use.

That episode had one of the best lines of the series
"Suck my dick, be gone."Jet Set

That episode had one of the best lines of the series
"Suck my dick, be gone."Jet Set

"Whatever, see how far I threw that? I got muscles."

"Whatever, see how far I threw that? I got muscles."

John Gallagher, Jr. is awful
I may be biased against anyone on this show though

John Gallagher, Jr. is awful
I may be biased against anyone on this show though

Wilfred's responses to himself and Ryan in the mirror was my personal favorite moment