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The Blorgon Trail
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It is!

Agreed. Good stuff.

My son's name is also SurfBort.

Just give him a Pepsi, please. All he wants is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to him. All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to him. Just a Pep… Oh, nevermind.

The Thom Yorke cover of "All for the Best" is absolutely wonderful.

Michael Keaton is a wonderful man.

Thank you for reminding me this song exists.

I also came here to see this thing that isn't here.

The mere fact that you call it that shows me that you're not ready.

I'm in!

Celebrate! Celebrate!

Well, that's what I heard!

Don't be ridiculous. Nobody here ever makes Oregon Trail references.

My pitch for a new, less nonsensical, and just plain better ending of How I Met Your Mother: Something goes wrong at the wedding and Ted realizes that everyone is trapped on a spaceship and that the mother was really an alien the whole time. Just then, a giant Tyrannosaurus bursts through the wall and eats everyone,

Texas forever.

What the hell is Lalapalazo?

Is it just me or is the Sherlock/Archer voting option not showing up anymore? I'm only seeing 7 matches/14 shows. Todd?

I'm sorry. I just don't have the same passion for delivering mail as I do for making & distributing tacos.

Taco Mail is easily my all time favorite State sketch.

Well, this is just delightful!