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The Blorgon Trail
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"He's probably going south, to mate with birds. Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it."

Well played, Captain. Well played.

"Whoa, Sandworms. Ya hate 'em right? I HATE 'EM MYSELF!"

Exactly what I came here to say. Kentucky Nightmare is one of the funniest episodes of television I've ever seen.

I'd much rather watch Howard the Duck than most of the films listed; particularly Gigli & Ishtar.

Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see.
And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is to be!

Powerpuff shmowerpuff, leave Young Justice be!

Agreed! I love that video.

Before it was cool, I'm sure.

I realize that I'm supposed to be bashing on Abrams, but I enjoyed the hell out of Star Trek, Super 8, and many of his television programs, so I'm completely fine with this.

Discovered this movie on repeated late night  cable showings. Only many years later did I discover Forbidden Zone, and then put the two together. I own FZ and still enjoy this one.

I had zero experience with this show before today, but I really enjoyed the first episode. Thanks for introducing me to the series, and count me in for the rest of it.

Double consarn it!

Consarn it!

No, no, no - it's psychological torture. I have this one monkey, his name is Bongo, and sometimes I'll pretend like he's dead. He'll be right there, and I'll say, "Boy, I sure miss Bongo, ever since he died." You know? And I'll pretend like I can't see him. Another really good one is: sometimes, I'll pretend like I'm

Michael Patrick Jann is your man. (and he's terrific!)

Thank you.

Well, first I lure monkeys into my apartment with bananas, then they fall through a trap door into my secret lair where they undergo extensive Monkey Torture.

It's tops!

Uh, research is such a restrictive term. I feel I've opened up a whole
new arena of experimentation which I call "Monkey Torture".