I refuse to believe that Quantum Leap is not part of the American consciousness.

Foreword by Jason Mantzoukas

Kate Black's involvement in this gives it a ton of credibility.

As always we're just gonna assume that he's guilty …

A Bruceploitation biopic would be pretty sweet.

I knew something was amiss when I noticed Jackyl and Bryan Adams weren't headlining.

I am so going to use "shut your cock holster."

… Yeah, fuck that guy! What a real loser, amirite?

… while his sweater vest proclaims, "I have a baptism/court date coming up."

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners …

Weak.

Itaipu has a lot of nice moments.

Don't forget about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend after getting drafted. The dozens of people watching the seventh round were furious.

Please address him as "Super Bowl Champion Quarterback Trent Dilfer" … thank you.

Maybe ESPN can stop pretending to cover the NHL.

God: "Attention Twin Cities area residents, I know you all are devastated about recently losing your favorite son, Prince … but it's not all bad! Did you know that Sisqo lives in Maple Grove? That's pretty cool, rig—-OW, stop throwing things at me! It's been a shitty year for me too!"

Disco sucks, but Disqo reaaaaallly sucks.

Too much of the Demme closeup though.

That's a giant bummer … I'm too sad to even make a poorly-constructed joke around the "was she a great big fat person" line.

KAAANNNADAAA***burp***AAAAAAAA