NO TICKY, NO LAUNDRY.

I'm really starting to loathe the phrase "social experiment."

[Jess] was an aspiring celebrity, you see, and needed a bigger buzz than her YouTube channel was providing. (That evening I found a video on Jess’s page where she prank-calls a strip club and pretends to be a “midget” stripper looking for work. When I called her out on it via text, she said she understood but the…

Oh shut the fuck up, Metal.

People bitch about this feature nonstop.

Not to mention the lazy composition, mainly the stolen riff from Dillinger Four's "Doublewiskycokenoice."

I hate "Good Riddance" and "Wake me up…" equally.

That's just for the amateur shoots. The big studios bring in horse fluffers.

The sexy kind.

If you've ever wanted to see Hulker a man made out of hot dogs half-heartedly bone another man's wife …

I've been wanting to say this to you for a long time: the leg drop is the worst, most overrated finishing move in all of wrestling.

It works as a weird 90s time capsule. That's about it.

Wait … so the "Bad" music video wasn't accurate?

STAY OUT OF MY FANTASY

I don't have cable, and only know about Skip/Colin through the occasional videos that get posted on other sites. Who's worse?

Congratulations. You've found a way to win this game.

That just makes me respect Rick even more.

I always imagine what it would've been like between those two growing up.

I'm 80 percent sure it calls for 2/3 cup. I used to have a pic of the recipe on my phone, but it got deleted. I can edit my comment tomorrow with the exact measurements.

Olympics don't start till August, but who knows. Rio seems touristy by nature, at least from what I read.