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Yankton Cocksucker
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That's the one. Huge bummer that it got taken down. So many gorgeous insults in one video.

There's a great video of a dude from Boston chewing into some Infowars guy for being a part of such a shit organization (it was outside some event, can't remember the context). It was the sort of verbal ruination only someone from Boston can give.

Mmmmm … bone support.

[…shirt turns invisible]

[grunt]

American males ages 18-35 have the worst fucking taste in everything.

It's sort of criminal that these guys aren't more famous.

Second.

I wish I could engage fuckwits on Facebook, but I've been doing a lot of public face stuff for a non-profit I volunteer for.

Ok, I just think you're going 0 to 100 on a silly anecdote.

"Hey, you have a HUGE (and not in a good way) ass!"

You really came in with a loaded agenda, didn't you.

I snuck in some Vodka.

A couple days ago, a bunch of guys from a rare sports car club (aka "douchebags") were racing on I-394 in Minneapolis (the dumbest possible freeway to do such a thing … 60 MPH speed limit, high traffic, lots of cameras, tons of cops, etc), clocking well over 100 MPH. Cops easily apprehended them and their names were

I would've guessed Sly Stone, but I'm not up-to-date on my funk.

Several of my friends on Facebook are already bitching about the "over-exposure" of all things Prince, as well as the supposed white-washing of his Jehovah's Witnesses beliefs (including some anti-gay stuff he may/may not have said).

Wow … and now I know the origin of State Comptroller Atkins.

Used to live just north of Mpls. I actually live close Chanhassen now, which is where Paisley Park is (35+ minutes from downtown).

Man, where the fuck were you during my high school days?

You know he would do some funky stuff with those stigmata wounds …