I'm pretty much the only one in my circle of friends ( … "theater" people) who regularly follows the NFL, so I hear that dismissive "sportball" shit all the time.

We'll still be baking in the half-life of the Reagan years for a while.

Diary of a Mad Black Messiah

Holy shit, that's awful.

Man, that's a great movie.

Sandra Bullock becomes the baby in 2001.

Are we sure this isn't a plot point in the Entourage sequel?

That's bad.

"Hey pretty lakefront … you ever had a fat guy build a museum on top of you?! C'mon smile at me, I know you'd like it!"

"'emasculate' and 'degrade' the lakefront" …?

"Fuck it … we'll build it in Cleveland"

The overall Watchmen screenplay was pretty faithful, and did a clever job of solving the problem of the comic's ending — which wasn't bad at all, but couldn't have translated well to a movie that was already 3+ hours long.

Judging by the type of weird sex shit described by Greg Olsen and the 7th Floor Crew, dolphins would be more into wannabe Juicy-J club rap.

… so what you're saying is: humans need to live in the ocean!

Hot take, coming through:

It'll get weird once he actually starts Intro to Film.

Federal politics has become fundamentally dishonorable and I don't want my entertainment-based site getting involved. I just want to make catty comments and throw out random Simpsons quotes.

[thick Brazilian accent]

Senator, I served with the Perv God. I knew the Perv God. The Perv God was a friend of mine, and we used to hangout by that middle school.

I grew up near a walk/bike path that went through some pervy woods.