I NEED A DICK ON MY FACE … STAT

It's funny when radio shows don't know what to make of an event they can't ignore. Howard Stern's 9/11 broadcast is insane because he really wants to talk about Pam Anderson's tits, but knows that he can't.

… either that or for someone to draw Shore Leave in some Tom of Finland-esque poses.

Dikachu scandal update …. Dikachu sleeps nude in an oxygen tank which he believes gives him sexual powers!

I wish I had a porn-friendly screen name …

OOH OOH OOH … DO ME NOW!!!

Nostalgia for the adults. Stoner humor and relationship drama for the kids. Kurtwood Smith for everyone.

Well, the kids have to learn about Steve Buscemi sooner or later.

Day 1 of the Rachel Dolezal Controversy

Is Berkeley real-life Tumblr?

Something something 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

Ok … except I used to work as a sports stringer and regularly listen to sports talk radio … so there's that …

See my response to Chuck Noblet.

Dude read my comment again …

Exactly … and her idiot father decided to broadcast a family story (what would've been a learning moment) and use it to push some bullshit anti-PC agenda.

"Fuck anyone who gets schadenfreude out of this story."

"Hello? United Passions, open for viewing! Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on, I just resigned from the world's cushiest job! My children need wine!"

"His Benghazi drama …"

"… Annnnd, that's a wrap! Great job today, everybody! Now time to unwind with some random internet comment perusing!"

Live music on TV is turning into a rare thing. I totally get dismantling the usual late night talk show conventions that make stuff like Seth Meyers' Late Night unwatchable, but a good house band isn't one of them.