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Obviously Gargamel's cat turns Smurfs to gold through pooping.

Obviously Gargamel's cat turns Smurfs to gold through pooping.

The Voice UK tanked so hard…

The Voice UK tanked so hard…

"You're a nerd, it's your type of humour."

"You're a nerd, it's your type of humour."

ARROW'D

ARROW'D

Dear 1992 Me,

Dear 1992 Me,

They should do a week where all the popular commenters are temporarily banned so that I can finally take my rightful place as King of the AV Club and then I get to marry Genevieve Koski and/or Erik Adams.

They should do a week where all the popular commenters are temporarily banned so that I can finally take my rightful place as King of the AV Club and then I get to marry Genevieve Koski and/or Erik Adams.

This one time I was in the Tate and these kids were stomping around on the floor vents and generally being obnoxious little turds. They were wearing their pyjamas in public.

But think of all those exciting touchdowns flying at your face.

But think of all those exciting touchdowns flying at your face.

Just so you know, guys, I'm going on holiday so I won't be around for a week so you'll just have to make do with Mohd.

Just so you know, guys, I'm going on holiday so I won't be around for a week so you'll just have to make do with Mohd.

The original was so blond that no one could work out what was going on.

The original was so blond that no one could work out what was going on.

FUCK YOU FOR CUTTING BRITS TERRY GO BACK TO STANFORD