narwhal's reality is so dark.

my family is far less friendly, but it's mostly rooted in being bitter, cynical, and soul deep in acrimony!

he and dee met up in FNL years ago, too.

who cooks the turducken?

…dog fighting competition?

is your sister older or younger?

after you've chopped enough wood for the winter and praised god for the harvest, and chipped the ice in the outhouse?

do new people actually move in, or do you live in detroit?

do you do anything for canadian thanksgiving?

more mashed potatoes for me, then.

as long as some poor fuck's blood is on my lips!

a young klaus kinski ahs my vote. or reese witherspoon.

let's fill some space:

but every kiss begins with exploiting poor africans!

i wish i wasn't covered in hair.

ikiru and high and low?

do it, goddamnit. time to start earning your stripes, kid.

tell me about your best friend.

duh doy

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