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glazomaniac
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brush up on your alleged valley girl slang.

50, huh? come at the queen, affro…

uh, speaking of. we overpaid you last pay period, so we're either gonna need to dock you on the next one or get a friendship refund for two hours.

where i work, we define this as "substandard housing" and think it helps you qualify for our program.

i could probably found a better titled link, but of course, my point was, anything short of saying "no, it's not a fucking sin, you assholes" (regarding transsexuality or homosexuality or womanhood) means he's still a bigot.

wait, flood waters?

regular double stuff are basically perfect, and it baffles me that they bother making other flavors.

we like to hang out here and talk about whatever comes into our heads.

yep. this still gives me an aneurysm.

also, if we assume that you are in fact what you eat, going to taco bell could theoretically make you a taco. going to church, assuming you go to a proper christian church, would make you either a wafer or christ himself, but christ was jewish, not christian.

it's up there, but it's no kid's choice awards.

given that he didn't threaten to kill you, i assume this must be the right answer.

centaur.

the same way he got in, basically. the couch is riddled with holes and empty spaces.

i take this as a personal victory.

yeah, wikipedia's been updated, too, but no citation?