you're a good kid.

i highly recommend playing with yourself.

you can turn it off and play with yourself instead.

i think i'd rather have my eyelids scraped by an eli roth movie.

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learn to cook.

just google "budd dwyer" and have some lube handy?

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it's not about filling a quota (insert obvious CZ reference here). the argument for diversity in government usually hinges on reflecting the actual make up of the population, thereby ensuring that minority values/voices/needs are heard/met at the least on a basis equal to their presence in the population. it's also…

where's les rallizes denudes?

70% male and 90% visibly majority, then.

oh, i could kiss you on the lips./

please tell me this is not a reference to anything and that you're just a comedy genius.

my favorite

i secretly rather like quite a few perry como tunes.

'cause sleep is the cousin of death

go to sleep

goodnight irene
mr. sandman

uh, narwhals aren't primates, sbt.

mccall. damn. i've been trying to remember that last name for weeks.