"Fuckin' humans, how do they work?"

That was the gay porn parody of Dollhouse. I'm not sure anyone liked that one either.

He always introduced Sherman as 'his boy.'

What 'hard sci-fi?' Just talking about 'the reactor' does not hard sci-fi make. I thought it was a solid C. So…yeah, I didn't like it that much either, though more than the reviewer. (Don't forget Red Dwarf, only instead of Cat, it's a bunch of weird proto-mutants the captain made.)

Plus the last time I checked there are more DS systems than PS3s. Way more.

I've never played the first game— or any KH at all— so I'm thinking this might be a good place to jump in.

Yes, spoilers—

A lot of the fandom think Light's non-union Western equivalent is Zac Efron.

Sunshine was Citizen Kane compared to the eyeless rambling of Event Horizon.

Killing Liam Neeson off in the first movie was a terrible idea for many reasons, one of which was that he was the only one in the movie with any life.

Alien 2 starts weak and ends strong. Alien 3 starts strong and ends weak— I thought that final fall was laughably melodramatic.

Remember when Food Network showed the real Iron Chef show? It was so awesome and weird. And then…yeah.

Dogstyle afternoon, that's pretty much what happened to me. It was funny enough on first viewing, but if you're an overthinker or just masochistic, you realize that either Judge just thought the premise was funny enough that he didn't think through the details, or he really thought that little of the people who do…

I laughed like hell when I saw it. Nice job.

Eugene Levy.

And he is very, very attractive.

It's only 99 cents at Amazon, and I bet it'll be free when I check Project Gutenberg tonight.

City of Lost Children is fabulous.

I watched A Boy and His Dog. That was…something.

Yeah, I like that I have an idea of the reviewer's perspective. GameInformer is my favorite, in part because their format is so clear, but I check these out too.