I assume part of the reason they wrote an entire ludicrous script about Marmaduke trying to get with a poodle or whateverthefuck it was is because even they realized no one has enjoyed Marmaduke.

Think of the things in your life you wasted two years on.
Were any of them as worthless as the rights to a Family Circus movie?

We watched "The Serpent and the Rainbow" in science class. Best teacher ever, Y/Y?

Yeah, the movie just looks terrible.

Ringo always seemed like the only one you'd want to actually knock back a beer with.

I wonder if John wrote How Do You Sleep about Paul and then, years later, realized that he was also really pissed at himself. So it was about them both, he just didn't know it at the time.

It's a great song. I always want to hear "Runaway" after I hear it.

Too Many People Preaching Practices/Don't Let Them Tell You What You Wanna Be

Hi, this is the AV Club. I think you lost your way from Metacritic. And your English is the least of your problems.

Oh, god, Abed's mini-movie. OUCH.

I recorded it and the sound was so terrible I had to Hulu it. And I still only caught Abed at the birth.

Was that the one that used "Only Happy When it Rains"?

Yeah. "Eating's cool."

Hatched: It exists.

Not to mention the scenes where the bulldog makes Pepe his bitch.

I hope it's not quite as rapey.

The thing about some of those PBS shows is they're easier to sit through when you're also checking email on your laptop. Unfortunately, half the time my PBS station shows those financial shows and old guys singing rock n' roll classics.

They probably still use it on pledge drives because they bought X amount of unreturnable copies.

Breaking into the US pop market from the UK is notoriously hard. Maybe Nick offered her a good promotional deal. I figure Jeannette McCurdy's in it 'cause Nick owns her soul.

Maybe the Snyder movie will be direct to DVD? Or disappear?