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Jack's hands are as small as Trump's hands

NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK

So who is Zoom in this scenario?

Eh I read i09, Deadspin and Jezebel sometimes, I'm doing no judging here. And I'll look into them all.

They said six seasons and a movie. We got the six seasons.

I may have been distracted by Britta's pronunciation of the word bagel

I had absolutely no idea who these people were until 2 minutes ago

Well, The Rock and Hannibal Buress aren't white

Say that one more time and I'll take you straight to the Smackdown hotel

It definitely doesn't, jabroni

For the people asking why this exists…because The Rock said so. You want to disagree with The Rock?

The first episode was a Tea Party fetish episode, and the last one he even admitted sucked. The other 3 vary from "that was fine" to the great Werewolf episode. It is what it is.

Minus the lousy first episode and the horrid last episode, they're now batting about 2.5 for 5…so I guess that's great?

He is in the episode

To be fair, Bale is just a stronger actor than those two (not that Gosling can't be really good, he's just better in roles where he isn't obscenely obnoxious).

I like to think I could make billions if I could blast heavy metal in my office

Too far

Every scene without Vance needs a lot more Vance

You're her as a whole

Oh, well of course not there.