Slower than most people. I do not shit near windows like the people you hold as hostages in your basement.

This is part of why I'm not terribly comfortable with elevators

I tend to slowly look out windows and shit instead of doing it quickly like a sane person, in some fear that someone is about to pop up outside. Somehow my logic is that looking slow will lessen the issue. I have no idea. I blame movies.

He was in that shit pile Vince Vaughn movie last year. Yeesh.

For Sparks last three movies, I've been able to guess it was him one frame into the trailer. It has become way too easy.

Hey Smootchie…

I can even accept the horrid praise of Black Eyed Peas for how eloquent this ridiculous response is

YOU EXPECT ME TO CUT SLACK, BOY?

I saw this post today, which is strange for a horror movie.

I read this as Kickpuncher and am upset it isn't now

Or as I like to call him, homeless man's Timothy Olyphant

By that you mean Ray Stevenson was great in S7, everything else was useless

You're a relative plummet

My interest fell off a cliff when they refused to actually have Dexter make a decision with Doakes in the 2nd season. That is the most unrecognized cop out in TV history.

Mount Everest? Dexter was fun but man, it wasn't THAT good. Season 4 had awesome Lithgow and that was great, sure. Ignoring absolutely every other story being godawful (Quinn/Trinity's inexplicable daughter, everything with Angel/LaGuerta, the rehash of Deb/Lundy) doesn't help.

I'm more upset about Ray Wise since Ray Wise is one of the more underused actors of this generation

The TV spots are really meh.

I'm actually seeing High Rise at a Sci Fi Marathon in Ohio in a few weeks, so yay me. For this list…really pumped for The Lobster (well I have it on my person already anyway), Midnight Special, Everybody Wants Some, 10 Cloverfield Lane and Green Room.

I also think Ladykillers is really funny, but I'm probably alone there

"Their funniest comedy since The Big Lebowski"