That was a pretty cool story. No, you don't sound crazy.

Sam sucks. Why won't he let Dean and Benny be together?

It's the perfect crime.

Here's DMX's version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".

Yes.

Joe Schmo.

I don't think that guy looked anything like Chris Pine.

I once saw a government agent baptize a man in a river. I think that tub might be safer, for now. 

That's bullshit.

I'm pretty much in the same boat.

"True love's kiss" will cure that amnesia right up. Right after they go on their road adventure together to find Gold's son.

That was a pretty good ending for the episode. Did no one down at the docks notice the birds just resting in the air on nothing?

Can you really abuse The Patriot Act? It seems to me, he was using it as it was intended. To completely fuck you over.

That "Go bag" will be very important later in the season.

No.

Person of Interest: Chicago

I like to think of him as Thinner.

I wouldn't be angry if Henry was magically whisked away, taken to fairytale land so he could grow up there, and then return with no time passing at all in the real world.

That would be the greatest thing to ever happen to TV.

It'll probably be Patton Oswalt.