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Mr. Mustard
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FINALLY!!!
Now when's the next Weezer collaboration?

Is it just me?
I'm not completely out of the loop, but I've never heard the song or seen the show, though I've heard plenty about them both. Meh?

Weed
Morgan Freeman loves weed!

How about a 100-foot magnifying glass, or a popsicle-stick skyscraper?

Right next to Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio!

If it were about O'donnell, it wouldn't get aired due to the liberal conspiracy

creepster

This is
Practically a good idea

I think his casting of Will Smith as a pilot defies humanity.

Capitalizing is IN!

When I expressed to my wife that she was getting fat she expressed to me that I'm balding. Then I expressed that she wasn't the woman I fell in love with, and she expressed that she had been cheating on me for six years. Then I expressed how I would kill her, and she expressed how she was going to call the police. She

Escatological- The rear-end times.

His apoplectic films are what degrade us as a nation!

Boo2.

I wanna hear Jamie Foxx's duet with the Stealth from Stealth.

Looks like you'd better assume the exit stance. Existence.

A tight regimen of powdered relatives keeps him happy.

What?

Aw, Gayle King's not so bad.