This is what happens when Microsoft's spellcheck takes over the universal translator.

But apparently he can't spell "Geordi."

I hate you, Pierce. I hate you so much.

Pete owns his house in CA, that's how he met Jessie Schram, the realtor.

I hope he does that. Trudy needs freedom!

I just assumed that it took longer to get a divorce in NY back then. Remember how Betty had to go to Reno to get divorced?

If it were any other ep of Community from the last season, I might agree, but Cooperative Polygraphy was funny fan service, so it should get votes.

I voted for The Strategy! GoT has not been bringing it this season, IMHO, and Mad Men and Community should get the final two.

We haven't gotten a resolution to the money that Oleg gave Nina…perhaps she bribes a few people for clemency, promises more money if she doesn't have enough currently?

*Skips forward three or four episodes.*

I read about them in Time magazine.

I am going to use that joke. I don't know when it will come up, but I'm going to pass it off as my own someday.

Remind me of the babe!

That's incredibly chilling and probably accurate. Once you turn 14, kiddo…

Much like me with David Bowie's crotch in Labyrinth.

If this means we're seeing Henson-influenced Star Wars movies, I'm a fan.

What is with the aliens' obsession with adolescents in general? It would be better if Bloodgood's daughter had aged to 80 and was some kind of dark witch.

I'm kind of sick of Evil Blond Girls on Falling Skies (even if I loved Jessie Schram). Also: I've thought of something else wrong with the show! That trailer summed it up perfectly: the show is SO. ENDLESSLY. DEPRESSING. I get that they're at war, but BSG and DS9 both managed to bring a sense of war-weariness to…

Nooooo! Continuum is actually decent! You should write angrily-worded postcards to Syfy.

One part schmaltz, two parts child actors, a pinch of bad dialogue, four parts overreliance on deus ex machina…but I'll probably watch at least some of the fourth season in late June.