I came for the incest jokes, personally.

Well, I mean, Aaron Hernandez has killed like 3 people. But does ANYONE care?!!

I was sipping a chai latte at the time, and the foam sort of gurgled in my mouth.

Tucker & Dale v. Evil is pretty fantastic. I'll agree that Deadbeat is fairly boring, though, and I hope that he gets better work soon.

Ohhhhh, nice insight. Martha is also very maternal/protective—think about how she WANTS to help Clark make her office safer. She wants things to be run correctly. Her concern for Gaad at the beginning of the season always seemed genuine to me. It's not really a surprise that she wants Clark to feel like his toupee…

While I accept that both people know their marriage is over, the resigned and dispirited way the conversation went in this episode was a misstep to me. I'm not saying they had to have a huge fight, but the lack of emotion from either side was off. Silent tears, at least, would have been more realistic. I'm used to…

An evangelical pastor would interpret any parent who doesn't go to church as a parent who "mistreats" his kids.

Never would've guessed that a charismatic church leader who spends an inordinate amount of time recruiting junior high kids would be creepy.

Yeah, I'm guessing Jared's parents were grooming him as a KGB spy, and the Centre didn't tell Liz and Phil because that's a new policy different from the original Directorate S protocol.

I disagree. He shot an innocent man, Vlad, KNOWING that Vlad was most likely innocent. From then on, I felt just like Nina: who cares what happens to Stan? He swore to uphold the law, but shot a man in cold blood.

In one scene, Henry went from "most forgettable character" to "favorite character."

Yeah, but Liz and Phil have sweet, marriage/love sex, which Liz alluded to and complained about when Martha told her that Clark is an animal in the sack.

In a way, shows like America's Got Talent or The Voice are variety shows. People like to see live singing and dancing on TV. I could see it working with a likable and talented host—namely, with NPH.

Alec Baldwin?

I thought we agreed that we were going to stop mentioning Pearl Harbor.

What is it with guys named "Rick"?

What does that have to do with 9/11?

Ohhhhh, will Mark Twain and Data's head appear in this one?

Damn it, I'm a doctor, not a director!

I think we can safely assume she's not hanging out in Piedmont. Anyway, as anyone from Piedmont will tell you, it's its own city SEPARATE from Oakland.