It struck me that Megan was jealous not only that Stephanie "knew all of Don's secrets" but also that Megan was pregnant and living the bohemian lifestyle. I know that seems counterintuitive, but the way that Megan kept looking at Stephanie's belly made me think that she was getting a little baby fever, and didn't…

I just keep thinking of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, and I'm sure that Ginsberg will hate being stuck inside an institution. Poor Ginzo :(

Sterling for Shaggy.

How does one become friends with the Pogues? I suppose the answer involves having a strong liver.

Oops, sorry. I will set fire to your car to punish you for my mistake.

I hear what you're saying. You want to see my sex tape.

On the bright side, everyone over there is getting trashed.

Now I'm hoping there's a nude NASA safety inspector in this sitcom.

Did you take your vitamin C for "careless" pill this morning?

So…there won't be any free hats passed out here?

That's just Conan pulling the Walker: Texas Ranger lever.

Todd! Todd!!! There's a 60s show about space and also Krysten Ritter!!! We will get to watch this sometime soon!!!

Hopefully the Internet will soon run out of self-righteous assholes who feel the need to share their misguided thoughts and opinions, then!

*Sighs, gets keys to go to the liquor store, gets distracted by TV on the way out of the door.*

"The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly On the Plain" is still hetero though, right?

Perhaps whiskey was a bad idea. Let's switch to beer for a few rounds.

The First Amendment doesn't say anything about a dead man's right to rise from the dead, you ignorant twat!

That's "Jonathan from Buffy Who Has An Oscar Now" to you, mister.

Well, it IS Friday!

A novelty Simpsons toy!