I've tried to organize those before. I will attend one if you have a plan!

No, that's why they call it a continuity…

True. But if you can manage it so he/she doesn't find out, isn't it an elegant solution?

Not if you want to win the Porn of the Year Oscar.

You would know!

Pub quiz night!

MLA: Sometimes people really are just emotionally not ready for something. I don't know if this guy was lying to you or not, but I have honestly said that to someone once—that I wasn't ready for a relationship and so we needed to stop seeing each other—and I honestly meant it.

I'm glad things went okay with your brother, silent! I knew they would, but still, I was thinking of you.

Hopefully while playing the Snatch Game.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST! I—Jesus.

I had the same problem when younger, Space! I would go to the OB-GYN, and they would just be like, "Pain is normal." WHAT?!! This is not just one doctor, or one gender of OB-GYN, or anything. I used to think it was all my fault.

I just don't think there can be any women who have a stirrups fetish. It's cold and unpleasant in all the wrong ways.

"If you like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain…"

But divorce is expensive, traumatizing, and doesn't take into account the non-sexual love that this couple might share.

Yeah, I remember that the first time I read SL, around 10 year ago, teenaged Thrace was shocked because an advice columnist was telling a letter-writer to cheat on his wife.

Then the letter writer would be licking some interesting make-up out of his wife's vagina.

This was a letter that called for a creative solution. Make Your Own Semen Substitute!

I did find it interesting, though, in kind of a "Really? Well, I'm glad that's working for you folks," kind of way.

I really hope that Leon is the BBC.

A big part of his talent seems to be casting amazing actors who bring his dialogue to life. The dialogue, when not delivered by people like Jackson or Waltz, sounds pretty goofy.