Damn, that sounds great! I might do that for Christmas.

She did well in school because she had two parents who made her do her homework. She was friends with Saracen and Landry because she was hot and having sex with Saracen. Of course she didn't care about football, she was trapped in a house of football for years.

Thanksgiving food was excellent. The meal got me back to my pre-car accident weight level!

At some point, we've descended below Kafkaesque and reached into Dickensian.

*Decides my only choice is to burn all of my manuscripts*

But, how does Olive Garden sell those on their beverage menu?

WRONG.

The Tim Riggins of the world either move to LA or get beer bellies and meth teeth.

It's like there's no point to any of this!

I need help reacting to something…

*Tries to post response using mandibles*

UNFORTUNATELY, if you know a lot about Texas and football towns to start off with, the show might nauseate you and give you PTSD flashbacks.

Why does his daughter suck so hard, then? If you're awesome at something, the product of your awesomeness should be at least tolerable.

I hope you are actually Hank Dolworth, and that you are busy having your life filmed as we speak.

Ritter, in my mind, is too good for Piz (I think of her as being with Aaron Paul 4 eva!). However, Gia and Piz are both so inane that it works perfectly!

Well, dude, he is TRAPPED there.

It's a hip-hopera.

This is why I refuse to merge. Sigh. I'm hoping they solve the problem without me having to fuck up my account forever.

Yup. I've almost given up. NuDisqus was bad, but the Redesign has entirely fucked up my account somehow. It's not even fun to comment anymore—I have to spend too much time logging in and out.

He's like Tim Gunn.