This is all well and good but when the hell are we going to get an Antoine Bugleboy biopic?

We can have a British Superman and a Welsh Batman but Indy has to be played by a red blooded 'Murican gawddamit!

Naw. I can't see Bradley Cooper having the requisite laid back charm of the character. I don't think he can turn off that bug-eyed crackly intensity thing he's got going.

Such a shame his half brother Gandalf Grizzled's singing career never took off.

…and was also a huge influence on experimental Japanese metal band Boris according to Mohd's loony thinking. Seriously, Mohd's post consists of a chain of causality that would make the guy with the crazy hair from Ancient Aliens blush.

I kind of feel bad for Will Smith and I can't stand Will Smith.

He prefers to be referred to as Sir, Lord, Baron, Doctor William H. Cosby III, Jr., Esq., Ph.D., Ed.D. His various and highfalutin titles were awarded for the influential and also ghostwritten study "Why Fat Albert Cartoons are Good for the Kids, Zippity Zop."

I'd make them play "Peg" over and over and over.

Brits drink brown water with sugar in it. Chinese drink tea.

白人所說得,"亞洲的姑娘很辣, 亞洲的男沒有蛋蛋." 這就是他們所謂得 "Stereotype".

Good Lord. What a rotten bunch these game show hosts are. The spectrum runs from monsters like Jimmy Saville to condescending assholes like Alex Trebek.

Even the puffy dog?

Learning that Pat Sajak, the blandest and most milquetoast of all game show hosts leads a double life as an angry firebrand of the extreme right wing was something of a shock. Probably more so than if I were to hear that Chuck Woolery is secretly a neo-nazi.

Worthy of O Henry.

I don't see anything about buying gold or useless "identity protection" services that only geriatrics who are confused about their internet boxes would get suckered into so I'm going to guess that the answer is no.

Gandhi got some stuff done as did Dr. King. Maybe they weren't as effective as Tupac's auntie, but still…

Florida Evans smashes punch bowl in fit of rage and sorrow.

Interesting. Although it is an empirically and objectively true that Tony Blair is a twat so I doubt there's much of a case to be made against The Sun for saying as much.

I don't understand how the libel laws in the U.K. are so slanted against publishers that something like Going Clear doesn't even make it to press there and yet they have a glut over outrageous tabloid papers that traffic exclusively in libel.

Alright, you can leave us hanging on the other stuff but you've GOT to dish about the Pepsi.