You forgot The Departed…and Rock Star.

Roman and Marky Mark both have a thing or two to learn about timeliness.

I'd never noticed the resemblance but now I can't unsee it!

The Ethan Allen leather couches in Georgetown have suffered enough. It's time for legislative action!

Yeah, that was the best scene in Boogie Nights.

also All Things Must Pass is objectively and factually the best solo album by any of the Beatles.

Wonderful Christmastime is stupid and harmless. So this is Christmas in obnoxious and condescending. Advantage: Macca!

The original lyrics are more true to Lennon's actual personality: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Seriously. Didn't you read O'Neal's syllabus? "We will only accept your work if it is formatted according to the AV Club manual of style."

No way, Space Age Love Song rules. They're the Limahl of punk rock.

I don't know…Cooper's persona falls just on the wrong side of the thin line between "roguish" and "prick".

Leave him alone, he had shingles!

Shenmue: Looking for Sailors

Most folks say that the beginning of the end for Sega was the botched launch of the Saturn. No, the real misstep was ditching Alex for Sonic.

Featuring Sir Ian McKellen somberly intoning the classic words "wiiiissee from your gwaaaabe".

Lousy Illinois Nazis.

So the southern Indiana/northern Kentucky corridor is ground zero of whiteness? Sounds correct to me.

I'd apologize to James Earl Jones if I were her. He's the king of Zamunda after all.

I find it amusing/grotesque that "Mark Wahlberg" as he appears on Doug Loves Movies is actually less obliviously self-satisfied than real life Mark Wahlberg.

"lemon drink" is code for "being a minority in the wrong part of Bahstahn".