Okay, now talk about how the experience left him an empty shell and how that resulted in "Jack".

It happens quite a bit actually. That Heller fellow is a good and prolific writer and he is keen on metal.

I'd happily have one in the living room now but every game I'm even somewhat eagerly anticipating is slated for a TBA sometime in 2015 release.

Good for you. I will wait patiently and play Mario Kart and Smash Bros. until the release of No Man's Sky and also the new one from the Dark Souls people.

Yes I am. It should be spooky.

Give 'em hell, Matt 45!

They are only appropriate at luaus.

You guys messed up with the accompanying photo. I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Burt Young (the Rocky series, Amityville II: The Possession, Back to School).

Yeah, it's just kind of sad because of stuff like Adaptation and Raising Arizona. You know that he could actually be good in good movies instead of ridiculous in "so good its bad" shit like Bangkok Dangerous.

Poor Nicholas Cage. If only he hadn't bought all of those German castles and Louisiana pyramid tombs…

Why does Kevin Costner exclusively make shitty CIA movies these days? He used to make shitty movies on a variety of topics.

Is "Philip Lesterson" the name of the brave and uncompromising individualist hero from an Ayn Rand novel? I'm not going to Google it but I'm willing to assume that it is.

Good. Good Amy. Good Gorilla.

Had no idea. Why can't it be a party game that happens to have enough depth to serve as a tourney game for those with enough time/interest to treat it as such?

Smash Bros? Really?

Are you guys eating rotisserie chicken?

I made one of those hobby shop glue it together with sniffin' glue models of Vincent. That was pretty good.

The Mandarin? He's not even Chinese!

So what Lena Dunham is saying is that they didn't let their freak flags fly but they also didn't expressly tell Gene Krupa that he couldn't go boom-boom-bap-bap-boom.

You don't hurt anyone but yourself by missing out on some Goldblum.