People who give their kids those stupid white trash Paxon, Jaxon, Braiden, Caiden, Jayden names are shitty people. 

They're the guys who remade Paul Simon's Graceland album.

Eh. Disappointing but hardly surprising.

You have to wonder why the team didn't change their name when moving from America's most bacchanalian of cities to a creepy enclave in which jazz music (not to mention caffeine) is probably illegal.

Who knew that the Maytag repair man had such a dark side?

That Japanese girl with the messed up teeth in Karate Kid II was cuter.

I bet Thurston and Ms. Howell got up to some kinky stuff in their cabana.

Come on people.  We're better than this.

So this isn't about a ninja and his faithful huskie?  I think I'll pass.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus You should be warned that all roles, including those of the teachers and parents, are played by his daughters dressed in silly wigs and ill-fitting grown up clothing.

So then, are they in cahoots with that "creation science" museum in Kentucky?

*throws ice water in Bruiser Brody's face* "have you forgotten that smart pill movie he co-starred in with Robert Deniro's sleeping corpse?"

In addition to the standard "flag" button can we have an "unfunny persona/I don't get the point of this gimmick poster" button?

Yeah, well maybe if Lizzie Borden's dad hadn't fallen into the latter camp things would have turned out differently on that fateful night so long ago.

Is there a young actor out there today with better comic timing?  No, I say. No.

The wider the chasm between ambition and talent the greater the level of pretense.

Never heard of them, but I'd throw a few bucks their way just to say "thanks for naming your band 'Fight Like Apes.'"

George Jefferson's wife is 100% woman.  You leave her out of this!

He did peruse the 'Granite-Jawed Leading Men' section but, invariably, he'll circle a promising ad only to notice the addendum 'Butt-Chins Need Not Apply'.

I hope that his paycheck is funneled directly into the budget for Space Jail II.