Bruce Willis is the most turgid, joyless, and lifeless actor.  Though, to be fair, Ford and Redford are both on the podium as well.

I was just joshing y'all.  I have no idea what a Lou Pucci Tailor is.

Naw.  Trainspotting holds up and….that's all I've got.

I don't know why you're besmirching the good name of the guy who created Batman.

The most wicked scientists in the U.K. have managed to create a foul abomination by splicing Morrissey and leprechaun DNA.

Agreed!

I know, right?  How did he get all of those Chinese guys to do that synchronized drumming thing?  It was amazing.

Why is the puppet in the photo made out of leather?

The word on the street is that Lou Taylor Pucci makes a fine surrogate for Bruce Campbell! 

I think he stopped caring between Last Crusade and Regarding Henry.  Somewhere around 1990 or 1991.

Sad to see it go.  Without this feature I would have remained ignorant of the majestic evil of Attic, Year of the Goat, Bell Witch, etc. 

Meanwhile, Armond White continues doing whatever it is that he does…

I have a bootleg of his unreleased prog-rock concept album "Secrets from Beneath the Baldness Concealing Hat".  It's pretty trippy.

And Gene Simmons hates him which makes Ace a good guy in my book.

I wouldn't go that far, but Frehley's is actually pretty good and the writers of this piece are wrong and also incorrect for not acknowledging that.

If anything there needs to be more "gay panic."

I like you Nathan, but I want you to write one article without reprising the phrase Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.   Please.

Yes, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus , there is a scientific term for that.  It is called "The Hitchens Oscillation"

She wrote that song that goes "you've got a fast car, doot doot doo doo doo." Right?

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