No, the one on the left looks like the fat interior designer guy from Beetlejuice if he'd slimmed down a bit.  The guy on the right looks like Iggy Pop with a ridiculous dye job.

No, the one on the left looks like the fat interior designer guy from Beetlejuice if he'd slimmed down a bit.  The guy on the right looks like Iggy Pop with a ridiculous dye job.

I'd not have expected a synthesizer band named after an old video game about a cartoon bear wizard who collects rubies to be so bleak.

I'd not have expected a synthesizer band named after an old video game about a cartoon bear wizard who collects rubies to be so bleak.

This is the acting career that Edward Burns deserves; third billing in an airport novel thriller movie starring a guy best known for the Big Momma's House series and the guy from Party of Five.

This is the acting career that Edward Burns deserves; third billing in an airport novel thriller movie starring a guy best known for the Big Momma's House series and the guy from Party of Five.

What's the last thing she was in?  Was it that movie about the dolphin who loses his tail? 

What's the last thing she was in?  Was it that movie about the dolphin who loses his tail? 

"It's not a significant bullet."
 I unabashedly love that man.

"It's not a significant bullet."
 I unabashedly love that man.

The Star has really fallen off since they let that Hemingway guy go.

Yeah, especially when everyone knows that their creative peak came with the enchanting odyssey that is "Music from The Elder".

Yeah, especially when everyone knows that their creative peak came with the enchanting odyssey that is "Music from The Elder".

…and we have an early frontrunner for the annual worst band names list.

…and we have an early frontrunner for the annual worst band names list.

I can't blame Will for not bringing it up but I, too, would have liked to hear all about the Thomas Kinkade movie.  But how does one approach such a topic gingerly?  "Now then, a few years after you won an oscar and one year after your fine performance in The Mist we have…Thomas Kinkade's Christmas."

I can't blame Will for not bringing it up but I, too, would have liked to hear all about the Thomas Kinkade movie.  But how does one approach such a topic gingerly?  "Now then, a few years after you won an oscar and one year after your fine performance in The Mist we have…Thomas Kinkade's Christmas."

BEING A VEGAN IS SURE WORKING OUT FOR HIM!!!!!!

BEING A VEGAN IS SURE WORKING OUT FOR HIM!!!!!!

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  Where's your sense of twee merriment?   What on earth is overly precious about "gezellheized" performances featuring speakers outfitted to look like old timey Victrola ho….*barfs treacle and pixie dust all over monitor before completing thought*