Well, once again, thank goodness for math.

I wanted it to be an old school beauty of a game because I'm old enough to remember NES frustration and I hate the fact that most games these days are hand holding, easy walkthrough, cutscene bullshit.  I WANTED it to be the antidote to all that or at least a throwback to frustratingly satisfying stuff like…

I wanted it to be an old school beauty of a game because I'm old enough to remember NES frustration and I hate the fact that most games these days are hand holding, easy walkthrough, cutscene bullshit.  I WANTED it to be the antidote to all that or at least a throwback to frustratingly satisfying stuff like…

According to IMDB she did, indeed, play "Lauren" in Sidekicks.  

According to IMDB she did, indeed, play "Lauren" in Sidekicks.  

She was in a Lifetime movie where her step parents (I think) murder her by pushing her off a waterfall during a camping trip. 
I'm glad the math thing worked out for her. 

She was in a Lifetime movie where her step parents (I think) murder her by pushing her off a waterfall during a camping trip. 
I'm glad the math thing worked out for her. 

Dark Souls.  Think I was pretty close to the end too.

Dark Souls.  Think I was pretty close to the end too.

Eh.  I enjoyed him until he'd finished mining all of the good material out of his family and turned his attention to fables about gossipy squirrels.

Eh.  I enjoyed him until he'd finished mining all of the good material out of his family and turned his attention to fables about gossipy squirrels.

Huffington Post is awful.  It is the Air America of websites.

Huffington Post is awful.  It is the Air America of websites.

Rex Reed and Gene Shalit are two different people. 
 Rex Reed and Dr. Smith from Lost in Space are the same guy.

Rex Reed and Gene Shalit are two different people. 
 Rex Reed and Dr. Smith from Lost in Space are the same guy.

No matter how large the mansion, can anyone who chooses to live in Orlando honestly be described as an aristocrat?  The term implies a degree of class, breeding, education, elegance, and so on…traits that are the very opposite of everything Orlando stands for.

No matter how large the mansion, can anyone who chooses to live in Orlando honestly be described as an aristocrat?  The term implies a degree of class, breeding, education, elegance, and so on…traits that are the very opposite of everything Orlando stands for.

I'd agree with you chief, but it did have that lovely non sequitur where someone pulls out a paintng of Don Knotts and another character says something to the effect of "Don Knotts is awesome!"

I'd agree with you chief, but it did have that lovely non sequitur where someone pulls out a paintng of Don Knotts and another character says something to the effect of "Don Knotts is awesome!"

You give 2x oscar winner Hillary Swank the respect she deserves!