God, I fucking hated this movie.
Couldn't sit through it. And I've sat through both versions of "Solaris".

Agreed.

James Dean in "Giant"? No. Ceslie Tyson in "Jane Pittman"? Yes.
Completely disagree. Actually thought his makeup was very good, reflective of his sad, C. Montgomery Burns-like existence. His performance was stellar and tragic, especially in it's historical context.

Wet Hot American Summer
I've wanted him to leave since that movie came out.

Begin gathering your friends for a viewing party that will start out hilarious then quickly turn uncomfortable.
Too late. We've already watched "Dancing with the Stars" together.

Jimmy Fallon
He was doing the best acting of his life on that sketch. "I can't be trusted when there's a full moon! I have to be chained to the radiator! I've woken up with my chest hair caked with blood!…journal entries that make no sense to the rational mind…I am Barry Effing Gibb!!"

But you still…
…had to put up a picture of him looking like a jackass.

In order for the movies to cease…
…the human race HAS to stop procreating.

But she really only did it for nostalgia purposes.

Kentucky Fried Movie
Have you even seen the movie? Was a bit of a reach with this one. See, all the characters in the sketch were black, so it's hard to argue that the only reason Big Jim Slade is there is because of some stereotype about black male prowess. I could understand if the couple was white, but that's not…

Kevin James plays a sad, fat zookeeper…
Unless he's in a fatsuit, he's not playing. He's just fat.

Goddamn, "About Last Night" is boring! I fell asleep in the middle of it twice. And I wasn't even tired!

The other day I just realized…I really like Rob Lowe
Remember when that "Sex with a 13-year old" story came out? I was really young, but it seemed his career would never recover. Slowly but surely he kept working. Now he is a true story of Hollywood resilience. He's one of those rare actors who is handsome, talented,…

My Favorite Movie Year
Is this something in the works at the AV Club? I saw something in 2008, but haven't seen anything since.

"You…
have failed as a man! You have failed as a husband! You have failed as a son! All because you haven't been writing 30 Rock reviews well!"

Yep, definitely a war movie next week.
And from the looks of it, a modern-day Iraq/Afghanistan war movie. But the real quick exchange of :

But WHO did he want to take his keys from his tiny little short pocket? Jeff? Troy?

Guys, it's not that hard to figure out. It was Jeff's dirty-ass fingernails pushing out the Ace. However, we don't know what that really means until we see everything.

I was surprised how he was able to run around blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back.

That's a very good point. Hope it'll be brought up in the next episode. Just points out how even in a very diverse group, you have to stay close or you'll get outcast.