Seriously. I didn't start watching MasterChef until this season and it took me a few episodes to realize that the Joe Bastianich I came to know and love (and lust over, to be perfectly honest) via Lidia's Italy and this Joe asshole on MC were one and the same. What threw me was the 'tude, not the loss in weight.

Seriously. I didn't start watching MasterChef until this season and it took me a few episodes to realize that the Joe Bastianich I came to know and love (and lust over, to be perfectly honest) via Lidia's Italy and this Joe asshole on MC were one and the same. What threw me was the 'tude, not the loss in weight.

I knew. I miss the old fatty Joe. So much jollier.

I knew. I miss the old fatty Joe. So much jollier.

For me, Pattison and Stewart both register as being pretty shaky in the strong performance department. But I cried foul when reading this too. It'd be pretty fucked up if it ends up being Stewart who bears the brunt of the fallout.

For me, Pattison and Stewart both register as being pretty shaky in the strong performance department. But I cried foul when reading this too. It'd be pretty fucked up if it ends up being Stewart who bears the brunt of the fallout.

Is this where we come to talk about our birthdays because I'll be 38 a week from today?

Is this where we come to talk about our birthdays because I'll be 38 a week from today?

Well, that wasn't very nightmarish at all.

Well, that wasn't very nightmarish at all.

Yeah, like if Timothy Green grew up to be the tree that tried to eat little Robbie Freeling in Poltergeist, this movie might have a chance with me.

Yeah, like if Timothy Green grew up to be the tree that tried to eat little Robbie Freeling in Poltergeist, this movie might have a chance with me.

Sounds like a waking nightmare.

Sounds like a waking nightmare.

This bitch, right here.

This bitch, right here.

Yeah, except they're both fully clothed and Skylar has that far away, "I wanna be dead" look in her eye which might explain why it appears Walt is trying to save her. Or maybe they're just taking a quick dip in the pool to the strains of "Wouldn't It Be Nice." Whatever.

Yeah, except they're both fully clothed and Skylar has that far away, "I wanna be dead" look in her eye which might explain why it appears Walt is trying to save her. Or maybe they're just taking a quick dip in the pool to the strains of "Wouldn't It Be Nice." Whatever.

Dude, I didn't read shit. The pic is plastered right up there on the front page though. I can avoid reading text but I can't turn off my brain's ability to process images so quickly.

Dude, I didn't read shit. The pic is plastered right up there on the front page though. I can avoid reading text but I can't turn off my brain's ability to process images so quickly.