pretenders, 2000 miles.

and apparently malnourished?

ha…yeah, well, it was so not my intent to portray myself as chuck norris.  i was shitting my pants.  to be fair, i had actually practiced going through those exact motions about 100 times.  my dad was LEO and said the first time i do it shouldn't be when a real person was coming through the door.  additionally, i had…

i have no real problem with either scenario…i prefer the route they took with this scene.

just sayin' that not everybody is going to do that exact right thing everytime.  having your girlfriend get attacked right in front of you is likely gonna freak you right the fuck out.  you'll prolly forget about your handy-dandy melee weapon and grab for whatever is in view.

what i couldn't figure out is why everyone on the show isn't chuck fucking norris, like i'm sure you'd be during the z-pocalypse.

she earned a ride on shane's meat pony.

@ moviemike:  the appropriate response in that scenario would have been, "you sure gotta purdy mouth".

exactly…she's from kentucky forfucksake.

@avclub-fcb71c67fc706abc3c9e9d81675f7542:disqus heh heh…you said hard.

i was really thinking more along the lines of being bathed in the soft bluish glow of a television in the basement praying to god that mom didn't come looking for him cuz he forgot to lock the door.

hmmm…well it made me think it could be something like starship troopers.

you wacked to it…admit it.

christmas vacation FTW.

i'm all about "three is a magic number".

hello, i'm chris hansen…

no one plays wii anymore?  even my 67 y.o. mom has fun playing carnival games and similar games.

der ter er jers!

as if!  i know a couple who named their kid "jumper"

this is exactly true.