i just snorted coffee all over my keyboard when i read "the army creates 6 zombie viruses everyday. read a book, for gods sake."

+2 for fernando

wait…did they actually call the cat 'jones' in this episode? i recognized the cat reference to alien, but didnt hear them call it by name. great gag either way.

"The idea of anyone over 12 dressing up for Halloween embarrasses me"

pretty sure ryan was the biebermeister

totally…they should have checked their facewall to see their previous bang-bangs.

insert lame farmville joke here
go milk your cows, losers!

ok…i'l start it
meet the parents 3: triple the van dammage

i was afraid…
i'd eat your funny japanese novelty clock.

it's official: you're a douchebag who will die of canceraids (ebola strain).

major league 3: there can be only one.

i think you meant to post "comedians"

do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?

spinal tap could work. they could have their drummer die at the emd of every episode.

JLC > KH

so long as there's no thoughts of a black aquaman…
…everyone knows black people can't swim.

merriweather post pavilion is now in d.c.?
it's about 15 minutes from b-more…and 45 minutes from d.c.

ummm…anyone remember halle berry?
make me feel goooooooddd!

great scene in shitty movies? ok i'll put mine here:

any votes for elisha cuthbert?