the sequel
sex in the city 2: 2 old 2 be sexy

agreed on kevin's dumbassery. it's become too over-the-top. used to be way more subtle

you could have totally plowed your fiancee while she was on the phone with grammy. at least you have have gone down on her, or summat.

it's totally verified in dan brown's next book: order of the hushpuppies.

fucking accent snobs!

you had me at bing-bangs

the writers have, in the past, introduced prominent storylines in smaller bits that build over a few episodes. i would imagine we'll be seeing more of oscar and matt.

any ep + knob creek = a *really* happy jack.

has there ever been a regular sitcom character with so few lines who's made as big an impression as creed?

david wallace's wife is a lucky woman.

i totally snarfed in my glass of egg nog at turtle flu.

make them extra bloody!

gloria might just be the hottest woman on television right now.

my favorite tradition is to gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!

lord loves a workin' man.
don't trust whitey.
see a doctor and get rid of it.

clearly you've never had the…err…joy…of having even one wife.

burrito, burr-eye-to
is soooo replacing 'potato, po-tah-to' in my lexicon

fraulein elsa >>>>> kate capshaw

temple of doom : indiana jones series :: return of the jedi : 'original 3' stars wars triology

fred + norbit director = 2012