I was once at a Kentucky Derby party with Joey Fatone and….wait for it…Guy Fieri.

This news sucks almost as much as Troy & Britta's failed "relationship".

There's usually a metal fest at the Palladium.

Just to clarify - unrelated to Pearl Jam. But there's no thread to discuss Glover-gate. Where's my Community notification?

I have the saddest boner right now.

Angel dust is always a great icebreaker.

I learned this important lesson by playing Taipan.

Venus Van Damme cameo or GTFO!

Sixth Season and a Cipher!

NBC: We've secretly filmed two season 5s of Community and in one we've replaced the generic show-runners with internet hero Dan Harmon. Now off to Greenpoint to see if hipsters can tell the difference!

Judging by the Gatorade-colored shade of her urine I'd say that Ke$ha's biggest concern should be dehydration.

Motorhead is a special case because their fans completely regenerate every 7 years.

Actually, politicians from both parties seem to like little lapel flags.

You'd go crazy too if you had to smell the inside of Slash's hat.

Sensitive Hulk still trying to SMASH ennui.

Armenian gangsters?

I've got a painting of a naked Bea Artur smoking crack that I'll let you have for $175,000.

He was more likable as a white supremacist.

"Whoah"

Looks like Taylor Swift better start working on the gringo version of the "Heisenberg" narcocorrido tune.