"One time, Homer had a piece of food stuck to his face for a whole week. It wasn't little either. It was a chicken wing."

In Russia, Colossus make you!

We call that a "marshall stiffy" around these parts.

Good News, Jimmy: We're giving you the Tonight Show.

Team JayJay is currently cranking up their photstat machines to start an offline movement to ensure that Jay keeps his job.

That was a clever retconn by his parents. The long form of his birth certificate says Harry Reems.

Let this be a warning to all parents: name your kid Harry Reems and he's going to end up as a porn star or an archivist.

At least now we know why America's Sweetheart (1998 edition) is so mad and fighty.

Your science doesn't account for the McGriddle hangover cure.

Marcus Nispel is a freak. He used to give ad agencies a manifesto to follow if they wanted to work with him. Brilliant stuff about idling cars, eye contact, etc.

Obviously she just went home to swap her Panama hat for a Ten Gallon hat.

Because he's literally worse than Mark Brandanowitz, which is a tough bar to limbo.

In which episode did Andy get Changesia and turn from a slacker into a Homer Simpson type idiot?

Seasons 2 & 3 were brilliant. Then the characters became caricatures and the laughs slowed to a trickle. Even the much-maligned season 1 is better than 4 & 5. I blame Rob Lowe.

Chris Robinson is a legitimate jam band singer with chops. He covers a lot of old rock and roll and soul tunes with his solo band and nails them.

Looks like there are more AV Club Deadheads than I would have suspected. Now we just need a FYC on the Dead and we can burn up 1,000 comments arguing Keith vs. Brent (Keith, obviously).

WARNING: GRATEFUL DEAD APOLOGIST POST

"How about instead of smashing villains the Hulk smashes his inner demons?"

She better start picking up some rubbish or else they'll be tears (well, at least one tear).

I bet Quentin is relieved that he opted to cast Leonardo DiCaprio instead of Mickey Rooney this time!