Admittedly Kerouac has the greatest appeal among high schoolers.

Admittedly Kerouac has the greatest appeal among high schoolers.

"Crocker…get in here! Ah, there you are beautiful, now why don't you commence investigating me some coffee, while the grown ups talk…"

"Crocker…get in here! Ah, there you are beautiful, now why don't you commence investigating me some coffee, while the grown ups talk…"

Those nostrils are big enough to handle a Keith Richards' finger!

Those nostrils are big enough to handle a Keith Richards' finger!

Daddy goes out for a pack of smokes, never comes back, and all we get is a late Friday afternoon news dump from the PR department?

Daddy goes out for a pack of smokes, never comes back, and all we get is a late Friday afternoon news dump from the PR department?

I have it on good authority that Jon Bon Jovi's sweater will be the star of season 3.

I have it on good authority that Jon Bon Jovi's sweater will be the star of season 3.

Delaney & Bonnie + Cream + Blind Faith + Derek & The Dominos + 461 Ocean Boulevard = lifetime pass

Delaney & Bonnie + Cream + Blind Faith + Derek & The Dominos + 461 Ocean Boulevard = lifetime pass

No, I'm actually a well adjusted individual that only requires minimal attention.

No, I'm actually a well adjusted individual that only requires minimal attention.

How can I complain that this noise isn't music if the lead singer is 70 years old?

How can I complain that this noise isn't music if the lead singer is 70 years old?

I JERK OFF EVERYTIME I SEE A STAGED STORAGE LOCKER AND/OR ANNE HATHAWAY

I JERK OFF EVERYTIME I SEE A STAGED STORAGE LOCKER AND/OR ANNE HATHAWAY

…when he shows up on The Walking Dead as T-Dogg 4!!

…when he shows up on The Walking Dead as T-Dogg 4!!