Historically, Hobbits look up to Wizards, c.f. Gandalf & Mr. Frodo.

I wasn't molesting her, I was just taking tasteful pictures in the woods, Mr. Hell's Angels, Sir.

I wasn't molesting her, I was just taking tasteful pictures in the woods, Mr. Hell's Angels, Sir.

It's McGuinn's droopy dog vocal on 'The Christian Life' that is the most egregious overdub.

It's McGuinn's droopy dog vocal on 'The Christian Life' that is the most egregious overdub.

Thanks for getting those Gram lead vocals wiped off of Sweetheart, Lee!

Thanks for getting those Gram lead vocals wiped off of Sweetheart, Lee!

Amanda Palmer would have crowd-sourced some fans to mule the hash over the border.

Amanda Palmer would have crowd-sourced some fans to mule the hash over the border.

Bravo to Bravo for finally unleashing the real James Oseland on us this season. After 2 years of him pretending to be a stern taskmaster, James finally dropped all pretense and revealed himself to be a hilarious old perv, who will use any and every excuse to cop a feel or a hug.

Bravo to Bravo for finally unleashing the real James Oseland on us this season. After 2 years of him pretending to be a stern taskmaster, James finally dropped all pretense and revealed himself to be a hilarious old perv, who will use any and every excuse to cop a feel or a hug.

I'm sure I've seen your parents at Tony C's while sucking down a post-golf beer at Kelley Greens!

I'm sure I've seen your parents at Tony C's while sucking down a post-golf beer at Kelley Greens!

Word on the street is that they're filming on the North Shore in Swampscott, now that the 'Grown Ups 2' production has left town.

Word on the street is that they're filming on the North Shore in Swampscott, now that the 'Grown Ups 2' production has left town.

Jann Wenner twirls moustache, lights cigar and orders a 5 star review of a shitty new Springsteen album to celebrate

Jann Wenner twirls moustache, lights cigar and orders a 5 star review of a shitty new Springsteen album to celebrate

It's hard to believe, but skinny Art is even more annoying than Fat Art.

It's hard to believe, but skinny Art is even more annoying than Fat Art.

According to Morrison, Limbaugh's secondary mutation IS talking out of his ass. Good call.