Stop bitching, dude. Show's fine.

Sincere appreciation of subject…clashing with…native Philadelphian…inferiority…complex. Urge… to facepunch…rising…

Always thought The Man Who Sold The World was the best riff, although that may less "exciting" and more of a melancholy drone…

Damn, Heller, where'd that come from? For a second there I thought I was reading Pitchfork!

"Bloody sodomites"? If they're bloody they may be doing it wrong.

You're maybe 1/3rd right.

Bowie's Tesla = the original Ron Swanson

A man has said.

Flex Kavana!

Almost outta time at the four yard line
Two minute warning coming nigh
And what to do

It Takes a Nathan of Bouillons

If nothing else, it gives people a reason to go back and read the Ghostbusters article. Although I've long since come to enjoy her music articles and Sandman dissections, I think poor G. earned every bit of scorn for that one.

My favorite part of the book: the picture with Bill Murray and Genevieve.

I read "grim turd" and immediately thought of an actual turd floating in a toilet while a gravelly voiceover says things like "If you're gonna flush me, just do it and get it over with," which made me laugh for a wildly inappropriate length of time.

I know, right? LIke all black people look alike.

On a (tangentially) related note, I now have a slight bit more hope for Die Hard 5 now that it's confirmed to be rated R.

Dear Abby,

The A.V. Club: Come for the Foghat, stay for the attesting penis.

Man I'd love to shoot my giant bullet through her home planet…

Man I'd love to shoot my giant bullet through her home planet…