No love for Pat Hare's "I'm Gonna Murder My Baby", again? The guy went on to literally murder his wife, that's gotta be good enough to merit inclusion. Or how about Chuck Berry's "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"?

No love for Pat Hare's "I'm Gonna Murder My Baby", again? The guy went on to literally murder his wife, that's gotta be good enough to merit inclusion. Or how about Chuck Berry's "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"?

It would be embarrassing to not have the entire Weird Al Discography!
At least, that's what my (very real, I assure you) wife tells me when I weep on her shoulder at night.

It would be embarrassing to not have the entire Weird Al Discography!
At least, that's what my (very real, I assure you) wife tells me when I weep on her shoulder at night.

@avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus Sure worked for the movie, though.

@avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus Sure worked for the movie, though.

I was actually waiting for "Walking on Sunshine" to come on. The most surprising thing about this trailer is that song wasn't in it.

I was actually waiting for "Walking on Sunshine" to come on. The most surprising thing about this trailer is that song wasn't in it.

Once more, for those who don't think Connery is the best Bond:

It was an abortion, Michael! Like Rush Hour 4 is an abortion! Something that's unholy… and evil.

It was an abortion, Michael! Like Rush Hour 4 is an abortion! Something that's unholy… and evil.

Which is great, because he's already done a TV show! (3, if you count SNL and Everybody Loves Chris.)

Which is great, because he's already done a TV show! (3, if you count SNL and Everybody Loves Chris.)

If it doesn't come with an astromech droid, no dice. And I don't want the shitty R4 model, either.

If it doesn't come with an astromech droid, no dice. And I don't want the shitty R4 model, either.

I knew Battlecar Compactica, I posted with Battlecar Compactica. You, sir, are no Battlecar Compactica.

I knew Battlecar Compactica, I posted with Battlecar Compactica. You, sir, are no Battlecar Compactica.

Jem will never be forgotten! At least not until Lady GaGa becomes a full-on cartoon.

Jem will never be forgotten! At least not until Lady GaGa becomes a full-on cartoon.

Jesus.