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Built For Greed
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This was one of the greatest interviews I've read on here. He's like a hyper-articulate Harrison Ford, only smart and less prone to grumble. FWIW, I wholeheartedly agree with most of what he said.

YES, goddamnit, finally someone else champions a Damage Control movie. I would give one—no, two toes to make that happen.

YES, goddamnit, finally someone else champions a Damage Control movie. I would give one—no, two toes to make that happen.

Some are here to wish you well, and others want to throw you down one.

Some are here to wish you well, and others want to throw you down one.

No Giraldo, no sale.

No Giraldo, no sale.

69 likes. That's so perfect for Roger, I'll just leave it right there… but consider this one more to be added.

69 likes. That's so perfect for Roger, I'll just leave it right there… but consider this one more to be added.

Richard Speck + Charles Whitman… Dick Whitman, holy shit!

Richard Speck + Charles Whitman… Dick Whitman, holy shit!

The answer to that, of course, is watching the saga in Flashback order. Or, if you want to be even more ruthless with the prequels, "Machete" order (which has become my preference, thanks to this other dude who also has too much time on his hands):

The answer to that, of course, is watching the saga in Flashback order. Or, if you want to be even more ruthless with the prequels, "Machete" order (which has become my preference, thanks to this other dude who also has too much time on his hands):

Ah, so that's what "Friday" is about.

Ah, so that's what "Friday" is about.

This is probably just so Ryan Reynolds can seem more authentic in the sequel. Synergy!

This is probably just so Ryan Reynolds can seem more authentic in the sequel. Synergy!

WHERE'S FIREF—

WHERE'S FIREF—

Heh, cool. He's also got kind of a "Morrissey without the Elvis haircut and air of insufferable douchiness" thing going there.